N is for Norm Al

Amongst his friends Norm Al is expected
It's taken him years to get his look perfected.

Ink and watercolour

normal adj

usual, typical, or expected.



M is for Mac Hiavellian

Mr Mac Hiavellian will always get what he wants

With underhand methods he tries not to flaunt.

Pencil

Machiavellian adj

using cunning and underhand methods to get what you want

L is for Lassi Tude

Lacking in energy is Miss Lassi Tude
She's just exhausted, she isn't rude.

Watercolour

lassitude n

physical or mental weariness; lack of energy



K is for Kin Key

Mr Kin Key likes unusual sexual activities

Don't ask if you have delicate sensitivities.

Ink

kinky adj

1. relating to or liking unusual sexual activities

2. having kinks or twists

J is for Judge Mental

Judge Mental is always critical
From his bench he'll make you feel pitiful.

Pen and watercolour

judgemental adj

1. relating to the use of judgement.

2. excessively critical of other people.

I is for Indi Screet

Don't tell anything private to Miss Indi Screet

Or soon you'll hear it from Dee down the street.

Pen

indiscreet adj

too ready to reveal things that should remain private



H is for Hal Lucination

They say Hal Lucination isn't really there

But I saw him yesterday reading on the stair.

Ink and watercolour

hallucination n

see something which is not actually present