Z is for Zan Ee

Unconventionally individual, Zan Ee is an artist 

As a life choice it was definitely the smartest.

Watercolour

zany adj

amusingly unconventional and individual

Y is for Yo Uthful

Yo Uthful is seemingly young

But you know she's really a hundred and one.

Watercolour

youthful adj

1. young or seemingly young

2. characteristic of young people



X is for Xen O Phobia

If you're from a different country Xen O Phobia will dislike you

His fear isn't about you personally, that much is true.

Pencil

xenophobia n

strong dislike or fear of people from other countries



W is for Woe Begone

Always miserable is Miss Woe Begone

She needs someone to sing her a happy song.

Ink

woebegone adj

looking sad or miserable

V is for Vin Dictive

For Mr Vin Dictive revenge is his desire

It's how he copes, he's never been a crier.

Charcoal

vindictive adj

having a strong or spiteful desire for revenge

U is for Ugg Lee

Mr Ugg Lee is hideous inside and out

His nature is nasty and he looks like a trout.

Ink

ugly adj

1. unpleasant or unattractive in apperance

2. hostile or threatening

T is for Turb Ulent

Turb Ulent causes much conflict

Soon he'll be in the stripes of a convict.

Ink and watercolour

turbulent adj

involving much conflict, disorder. or confusion

S is for Sue Percilious

Sue Percilious thinks the sun shines out her bum

She constantly acts like she's better than everyone.

Ink and watercolour

supercilious adj

behaving in a way that shows you think you are better than other people

R is for Rev Olting

Rev Olting wants you to be trusting

But everyone knows he's really disgusting.

Ink and coloured pencil

revolting adj

very unpleasant, digusting

Q is for Quan Dary

Master Quan Dary is in an uncertain state

He isn't sure if he's gay or straight.

Ink and watercolour

quandary n

a state of uncertainty

P is for Psy Chotic

Psy Chotic had his plan thwarted

By Em who knew his reality was distorted.

Ink and watercolour

psychotic adj

relating to or having a mental disorder in which a person's perception of reality is severely distorted

O is for Odi Ous

My neighbour Mr Odi Ous is very unpleasant

I'm a little scared that one day he'll whack me with a crescent.

Ink and watercolour

odious adj

very unpleasant

N is for Norm Al

Amongst his friends Norm Al is expected
It's taken him years to get his look perfected.

Ink and watercolour

normal adj

usual, typical, or expected.



M is for Mac Hiavellian

Mr Mac Hiavellian will always get what he wants

With underhand methods he tries not to flaunt.

Pencil

Machiavellian adj

using cunning and underhand methods to get what you want

L is for Lassi Tude

Lacking in energy is Miss Lassi Tude
She's just exhausted, she isn't rude.

Watercolour

lassitude n

physical or mental weariness; lack of energy



K is for Kin Key

Mr Kin Key likes unusual sexual activities

Don't ask if you have delicate sensitivities.

Ink

kinky adj

1. relating to or liking unusual sexual activities

2. having kinks or twists

J is for Judge Mental

Judge Mental is always critical
From his bench he'll make you feel pitiful.

Pen and watercolour

judgemental adj

1. relating to the use of judgement.

2. excessively critical of other people.

I is for Indi Screet

Don't tell anything private to Miss Indi Screet

Or soon you'll hear it from Dee down the street.

Pen

indiscreet adj

too ready to reveal things that should remain private



H is for Hal Lucination

They say Hal Lucination isn't really there

But I saw him yesterday reading on the stair.

Ink and watercolour

hallucination n

see something which is not actually present

G is for Gran Diose

My Gran Diose is forever out to impress
She even goes to the dairy in a formal dress

Watercolour

grandiose adj

very large or ambitious, especially in a way which is intended to impress

F is for Fleur Tatious

Miss Fleur Tatious likes to flirt

Watch out for her, you might get hurt.

Ink and watercolour

flirtatious adj

liking to flirt

E is for Empathy

Ms Em Pathy understands your fears
You might not believe her, but she really cares.



Ink and watercolour

empathy n

the ability to understand and share the feelings of other people

D is for Dee Monic

Evil incarnate is Miss Dee Monic

There's no saving her, it's chronic.



Ink and watercolour

demonic adj

relating to or like demons or evil spirits

C is for Cat Astrophe

You always know where Cat Astrophe has been

For in her wake in damage and suffering



Ink and watercolour

catastrophe n

a sudden event causing great damage or suffering

B is for Bea Fuddled

Mrs Bea Fuddled is a confused mess

She can never work out to go right or left.



Ink and watercolour

befuddle v

confuse someone

A is for Ann Gelic

 Miss Ann Gelic is innocent and kind

Seek her out if you're in a bind.



Ink and watercolour

angelic adj

1. relating to angels

2. very beautiful, innocent or kind